Parenting Top Ten

I saw this in Parenting Mag. And wanted to post it, I think it's cute.

Worries you'll laugh about later.

1. That he really will tell his shrink you left him to cry it out in his crib.
2. That they don't make Pull-Ups and sneakers with Velcro for grown-ups.
3. That not nursing him for the standard year (or ever) means he will wind up obese,stupid and maladjusted.
4. That the fact that he's such a nice,quiet boy means neighbors will one day tell reporters, "I'm shocked!He was always such a nice,quiet boy."
5. That a preference for dolls over trucks bodes well for the future of musical theater.
6. That he'll be crushed when he discovers he can't really be a firefighting astronaut veterinarian who treats alien animals in outer space.
7. That if you throw out one of the 7,652 pieces of artwork dropping glitter onto the rug he will feel deeply hurt.
8. That he'll be dependent on you well into his 30's because you didn't red to him in the womb.
9.That his sense of humor will never advance beyond fart jokes.
10.That he might stop loving you as much as does now.